Chapter 37 Your ass is bigger!
Chapter 37 Your ass is bigger!
Chen Chen seemed unusually studious today.
He humbly accepted criticism from all his teachers, and no matter what, he would start doing his homework as soon as possible. If he didn't know something, he would ask questions, and if he still didn't understand, he would keep asking. His diligent and eager-to-learn attitude left Lin Jianlu speechless.
What's wrong with this person? He suddenly looks like someone he doesn't recognize.
During lunchtime, Lin Jianlu sat down next to Chen Chen, watching him eat with his head down, her eyes full of concern:
"Chen Chen, what happened to you today?"
"Yes," Chen Chen replied calmly without looking up, "That's right, I did encounter some things that caused me immense pain, to the point that I can't function without putting in the effort!"
Upon hearing this, Lin Jianlu was greatly shocked. He quickly looked down and scanned his body. Seeing that there seemed to be no discomfort, he put his heart back down.
The feeling that a family member's death placed all their hopes on the child, making them the pillar of the family's future, was so intense that she couldn't help but worry about her own safety.
What? When did Lin Jianlu become Chen Chen's family?
Oh right...
She's clearly not Chen Chen's family member!
She smacked her head hard again.
Damn it, that damned Mother's Comeback System seems to have caused some kind of meme pollution, making her unconsciously put herself in Chen Chen's mother's shoes most of the time, and now she can't even say things like "Chen Chen doesn't have a mother".
"What's wrong, Chen Chen? What happened to you?" The blonde girl asked with concern, clearly very worried about him.
"I……"
"Did I fail at the gacha pull?"
"I……"
"Did the plot of 'Otoko' reveal a spoiler?"
"I……"
"Did Mio.com ban your account?"
"I……"
"Could it be...could it be that it wasn't Mi0 Society, but your Mi0 God account that got banned?"
"Damn it! Can't you let me finish what I'm saying?!"
"Okay, okay, you tell me, you tell me..."
Lin Jianlu rubbed his head awkwardly.
Concern leads to confusion; when did she develop into someone who nags like a mother?
"It's our anime club..."
Chen Chen gazed into the distance, speaking in a daze.
"Is your anime club being forcibly shut down by a major party, so you have no choice but to debut as idols?"
"I'll kill you, I'll kill you, damn it! Can't you just let me finish?!"
"Yes, yes, I'm sorry, I was just too concerned about you."
"It's alright, I was just too excited..."
With tears in his eyes, Chen Chen recounted to Lin Jianlu what he had seen and heard in the anime club that day.
"I see..." Lin Jianlu stared blankly, lost in thought.
It turns out that everyone in the anime club is so dependent on Chen Chen. Is this the resonance between two extraordinary people? It's truly astonishing!
"Therefore, in order not to let them down, I must win Cheng Xiuxiu over as soon as possible!"
"So that's why you studied so hard?"
"Yes, I have to make my grades so amazing that Cheng Xiuxiu won't be able to walk past me!"
Then you're definitely dreaming.
Even if this guy is talented and is currently focusing on his studies, it's common knowledge that learning is a skill that requires long-term accumulation and gradual improvement; it's almost impossible to become an expert overnight.
In other words, the long-term perspective required for learning is fundamentally incompatible with the short-term perspective of wanting to urgently win over Cheng Xiuxiu. Trying to win over Cheng Xiuxiu by learning is a mistake!
Lin Jianlu always felt that being too meticulous in her thinking was not a good thing, because it would make her inadvertently think of reality as too cruel.
Even if it is actually wrong, she believes it to be right.
Why? Well, it's because [Side Quest 1: A teacher's earnest teachings certainly need the understanding and support of parents. To ease the teacher's worries, please help Chen Chen study so that his average score in Politics, History, and Geography reaches 60 in the next exam. Reward: 700 RMB & Superpower: Mom's Helping Her Child Grow!]
My dear Chen Chen, please study hard for my 700 yuan!
But when she thought about what was going to happen this afternoon, she felt like she had let Chen Chen down.
"Chen Chen, aren't you tired from studying so hard?"
"I'm a little tired, but for Xiuxiu and for everyone, I will never complain!"
"Um... if you're tired, just ask for leave and go home. It's okay, I can help you ask for leave. I have a very good reputation with the homeroom teacher, she'll most likely agree..."
Chen Chen turned his head and stared at the blonde girl with a strange look.
Why?
"Uh... I was just worried you'd get tired, wasn't I?"
Well, such a reason is so stupid that even Lin Jianlu herself can't come up with it.
"Never mind, it's nothing."
……
Actually, there is something.
Around 3 p.m., Lin Jianlu walked out of the campus with her leave slip in hand. There, a shiny black Hummer was already waiting for her.
She opened the car door and got in. The young woman in the driver's seat, dressed in a suit and skirt, tossed her several shopping bags, then started the car and slowly drove off.
"Why did you rent a car like this? It looks big and menacing."
In the back seat, Lin Jianlu took off her clothes as she spoke.
"Since it's not our money, let's just pick the expensive ones."
"Okay, it's spacious and convenient for me to change clothes."
She threw off her school uniform and took off her inner layer, exposing her naked body in the air-conditioned car. She was tall and slender with fair skin. Her dark black sports bra clung tightly to her body, which was trembling slightly from the sudden cold, and her skin became pinker, making her look delicate and beautiful.
Taking off her sneakers revealed her feet clad in white socks. The girl's toes were slightly curled. She glanced down at them, bit her lip, and suddenly asked the young woman in the seat in front of her, "Sister Xuanxuan, do you think my feet are big?"
"I've noticed you keep looking down at your feet since the day before yesterday. Why are you suddenly so concerned about this?"
"Don't ask, just answer whether it's big or not."
"Of course it's big, otherwise how could I dress as a man?"
"That's true..."
The girl scratched her head, feeling that she should make peace with the fact that her feet were big. After all, Chen Chen had only mentioned it once and hadn't maliciously given her nicknames like "Lin Big Feet."
The high-displacement Hummer slowly drove along the roads around the school. The naked girl squatting in the back seat took off her socks, rubbed her feet, took out brand-new men's trousers from the shopping bag, glanced at the brand logo on them, thought to herself, "So extravagant!", and then carefully put them on.
"Your legs are too thin, I was worried you wouldn't be able to fill out the pants, so I bought a size smaller, is that okay?"
"It's alright..." Lin Jianlu rubbed her lower back after pulling on her pants. "It's just that my butt is a little tight."
"There's nothing we can do about it; girls are born with big butts."
But at that moment, the blonde girl couldn't help but recall how someone had groped her the day before yesterday, and her face instantly turned red.
"Your ass is bigger!"
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