enjoyebooks Chapter 219 This isn't weeding, it's a dimensional reduction attack.
Chapter 219 This isn't weeding, it's a dimensional reduction attack.
"We need a filter, or rather, a 'noise reducer'."
Wang Minyu stood before the magical herb garden, his fingers gently stroking the inside of his stainless steel teacup, his mind racing.
The current situation is essentially a case of "information overload".
The chaotic yet sophisticated mental energies of those wealthy individuals and artists are like asking an elementary school student to read a doctoral dissertation on quantum physics to these medicinal herbs—it's no wonder they go crazy.
To solve the problem, we must introduce a force that is completely opposite to it—extremely pure, simple, and containing a powerful "order"—to neutralize this "chaos."
"Master, I tried broadcasting using the logic frequency of the 'father's lineage, but it didn't work well," Su Qing reported from the side. "The energy within these plants is too chaotic. Simple logic can't sort it out; instead, it will trigger a stronger rejection reaction. Look at that ginseng; it just gave me the middle finger."
Following Su Qing's finger, one could see that the roots of a ginseng plant were indeed twisted into a very unsightly gesture.
"They're 'artsy youths' now. If you try to reason with them, they'll just think you're vulgar." Wang Minyu shook his head. "You can't deal with artsy youths with logic; you have to use... reality."
He turned around and his gaze fell on the seven S organization agents in the distance who were carrying bricks in an extremely awkward posture under the guidance of the "Philosopher Construction Team" at the construction site.
Their eyes remained vacant, but their movements, repeated again and again, became increasingly mechanical and rhythmic.
A brilliant, even somewhat unethical, idea formed in Wang Minyu's mind.
"Su Qing, Zero," Wang Minyu began. "I need you to write a program, very simple. It's to play the numbers one through ten in a loop on a big screen. The duration of each number's appearance must be strictly controlled to 0.5 seconds, no more, no less. The background audio will be the most standard, emotionless electronic synthesized voice, counting in sync."
"Huh?" Su Qing was taken aback. "Master, what... what's the use of this?"
"This is a preparatory lesson for 'Mental Entropy Reduction Therapy'." Wang Minyu's lips curled into an indescribable smile. "I'm going to use the most tedious and information-less repetitive stimulation to smooth out all those messy 'poetry and distant places' in their minds."
Half an hour later, a huge LED screen was set up in the backyard.
The seven S Organization agents were led around the "Spirit Gathering Array" by Guan Shan and Pierre like chicks, and made to sit cross-legged in the shape of the Big Dipper. Their eyes were forced to be fixed on the large screen that was constantly flashing numbers.
"one two three……"
The cold, electronic sound echoed in the backyard.
At first, these agents still had a sense of confusion about "who am I".
But as time went on, their eyes slowly began to focus on the numbers on the screen.
Their brains, like a computer being formatted and having its most basic, simplest operating system installed, are beginning to be occupied by this most primitive "order".
"The first step is complete." Wang Minyu nodded as he looked at their condition. "Guan Shan, go to the warehouse and bring out the batch of genetically modified soybeans we bought from the Academy of Agricultural Sciences last time, as well as mung beans, red beans, and black beans. Take 100 jin of each."
"Pierre, go to the kitchen and bring all the plates and tweezers."
Soon, seven piles of beans of different colors were mixed together and poured onto a huge waterproof tarpaulin in front of the seven agents.
"Alright, now you'll begin your second treatment." Wang Minyu walked up to them, his voice not loud, but clearly reaching everyone's ears. "Your task is to separate all these beans by color. Use tweezers to pick them up one by one. No mistakes, no omissions. You are not allowed to eat or sleep until you finish."
This is the ultimate, enhanced version of the "counting rice therapy" that cured programmer Chen Xu's insomnia.
This time, however, the treatment wasn't for insomnia, but for the "mental illness" of the entire vegetable garden.
Amidst the catchy countdown of "one, two, three," seven former elite agents embarked on their long and tedious journey of "distributing beans."
Their movements, initially clumsy, gradually became coordinated, and finally... precise and mechanical.
"Click...click..."
The sound of tweezers picking up beans and placing them into the plate gradually formed a strange, rhythmic cadence.
Wang Minyu activated [Mental Resonance], and he could clearly "hear" that all the distracting thoughts in these seven brains had been emptied.
There is no philosophy, no art, no mission, no emotion.
Only the purest, most primitive instructions remain:
[Color Identification: Red.]
[Action performed: Pick up.]
[Target location: Red plate.]
[Action performed: Place.]
【cycle.】
At this moment, these seven brains transformed into seven biological processors operating with the simplest logic.
The mental fluctuations they generated were no longer chaotic, but rather a pure "wave of order" approaching "absolute zero".
This invisible "wave of order," amplified by the "spirit-gathering array," began to slowly flow into this land polluted by "chaotic" energy, like a gentle stream.
A miracle happened.
The He Shou Wu plant with a human face gradually changed its expression from "thinking" to "dullness," and finally, the face blurred and returned to its normal root and stem texture.
The mint leaves, which had been shimmering with data streams, gradually dimmed and eventually went out, returning to their normal emerald green color.
The "Fear Mushrooms," who had been singing a rock version of the Heart Sutra in a circle, gradually quieted down until, with a "poof," they all deflated, once again exuding that familiar, chilling aura of fear.
The entire herb garden seemed to have been subjected to a "dimensional reduction attack" by an invisible giant hand.
All the surreal and magical "bugs" were forcibly "fixed" by this extreme monotony and order.
"It's done." Wang Minyu breathed a sigh of relief.
The system notification tone arrived as expected.
[Congratulations, host, on creating the unique "Mental Noise Reduction and Countermeasure Therapy," which has successfully resolved the biological mutations caused by high-dimensional information pollution.]
Your gardening insights have significantly improved, and you have a deeper understanding of the nature of "energy and information."
[Reward: Upgrade the "Spirit Gathering Array" module to "Energy Purification Filter," and the special skill "Dimensional Reduction Command (Beginner)."]
"Dimensional Reduction Command": Through mental resonance, an extremely simple and irresistible logical command can be forcibly implanted into a target, causing their thought process to be "reduced" to the level of that command in a short period of time. Note: The effect will be weakened on targets with strong mental power.
Wang Minyu's eyes flickered as he looked at the description of the new skill.
Isn't this just... a beggar's version of "words become law"?
Just as he was about to study the new skill, Su Qing suddenly ran down from the second floor, her face more serious than ever before.
"Master, there's a problem."
"What's wrong?"
"When Zero was analyzing the S organization's data packets, he triggered a 'logic trap' hidden at the very bottom. That 'librarian'... he seemed to know we were spying on him."
Before Su Qing could finish speaking, the system panel that belonged to Wang Minyu suddenly began to flash violently in front of him.
All tasks, stats, and skills have disappeared.
Instead, there was a line of English text composed of the oldest and most basic code, exuding a cold aura.
[BUG report received.]
Patching in progress…
【System integrity compromised. Do not interfere with the maintenance personnel of the universe.】
(Bug report received.)
(Patching is underway to fix this...)
(System integrity compromised. Do not interfere with the work of the cosmic order maintainers.)
Wang Minyu's pupils suddenly contracted to the size of pinpoints.
His system was hacked.
That mysterious "librarian" could actually transcend dimensions and leave messages directly on his "golden finger".
This is not a warning.
This is a declaration of war.
Wang Minyu slowly raised his head and looked at the seemingly calm night sky above.
He knew that from this moment on, he would no longer be facing these petty squabbles in Changxiang City.
This little "leek gardener" has been officially marked by the "system administrator" of this universe as a virus that needs to be removed.